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Marry the House Date the Rate Unisex t-shirt

Marry the House Date the Rate Unisex t-shirt

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Who needs an expensive partner when you can marry your house and date your rate? Get the best of both worlds with our Marry the House Date the Rate unisex t-shirt. No need to compromise on love or finances. Go ahead, flaunt your sass with this statement piece.

Looking for a way to show off your sassy, sarcastic side while also giving real estate advice? Look no further than our "Marry the House Date the Rate" unisex t-shirt. Let everyone know that you're not just an expert on property, but also on relationships. Who needs a partner when you have a mortgage rate to keep you warm at night?

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
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